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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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And people wonder why such people are ridiculed all around . .
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PR, is that your trolling account or an actual idiot who somehow knows how to use a keyboard?
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:lmao: My favorite is the one about solar energy. I laughed so hard I woke my family up.
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Well, followed the link and it's just an epic troll. I salute him.
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WHAT THE FUCK‽
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Post by Avoraciopoctules »

This is awesome. I need to see whether I can convince a guy in my RPG group to believe the stuff about solar gas.
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ok, that last one i will admit is genius ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm only talking about the Missionary Position, under the supervision of the Parents.

I think I peed myself laughing so hard.
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Post by Doom »

Man, Ken M's style is familiar, especially how he handles the Civil War discussion.
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Two Four more:
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Which should probably be posted in the miser morality thread.

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Holy shit, these thing just make me laugh so much.

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Post by Maj »

I have decided that it must be this person's goal to write for the Daily Show. I think it's brilliant.
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Post by tzor »

Just thought I would add a point of irony (although it would be obvious from the article that is not included in these images) but Dolphin is also a fish. Over in Haiwaii they call it "Mahi-mahi" and they are very good eating.
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Ooh, that's a beauty!
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

That's not me, that's like the third image that came up on a google search. If it was me, the guy would weigh 270 pounds and wouldn't be out on the ocean (I like the shore. The open ocean scares the living snot out of me)
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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
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Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

I am for the idea of cutting gold bricks into slices and painting them green to look like dollars.
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Post by Grek »

Did anyone else, upon seeing a thread by PR entitled "HORSEY SURPRISE" expect shock images?
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Post by Whatever »

Grek wrote:Did anyone else, upon seeing a thread by PR entitled "HORSEY SURPRISE" expect shock images?
Rickrolling people was an obnoxious fad, but at least it displaced shock images. I haven't seen a goatse link in years.

Based on the title, I was expecting to see My Little Pony image macros. For some reason those are super popular right now.
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Post by Avoraciopoctules »

This remains hilarious. Thanks for the post, PR.
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Post by tzor »

I like the one about the Sun. I don't know which one of them is the stupidest. Of course the sun has an "atmosphere," it's called the corona. You can even see it in the photo. The real reason why it's so hard to "see" the corona is because they surface of the sun is too damn bright. (That's why you wait for a total eclipse of the sun so you can block it out.) Got to admit I love the "sun setting in sapce" because in space there is no horizon for the sun to set behind.
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Post by RobbyPants »

The paper standard and the guy who invented inventions were both great.

This guy must be semi-popular. If I try to Google him, I quickly get "Ken M troll" as a suggested search.

Does Ken M run the site that PR linked or is someone else just keeping an eye out for various gems he posted?
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Post by Orion »

People say Edison invented "invetion"
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